future boy

today we`ll talk about, THE PERFECTO GUY
; what a perfect guy to me is.
and maybe, just maybe future husband will be too.
wahahahaha [screams your heads off]

MUST:
#o1. be same or at most 2yrs older.
#o2. be taller at least half a head.
#o3. love me more than i love him.
#o4. humorous.[i love funny people]
#o5. full of surprises.
#o6. RIICH.[sarah wants to be a riich taitai]
#o7. sliim.[i don`t really fancy hunky guys.but jiianyi is speciial]
#o8. hygenic.
#o9. knows how to dress up for occasions.
#1o. treats me like i`m his QUEEN of the world.
#11. caring.kind-hearted.
#12. smart.[well, not so.just sliightly smarter than me]
#13. naughty?![contradictimg...whatever]
#14. respects me.
#15. go japan often.[you`ll know why later]
*bonus: SHUAI.good-looking.

MUST NOT:
#o1. SMOKE.
#o2. driink beer.[beer belly]
#o3. B.O.[omg i`m not going to tahan some smelly boar]
#o4. flirt.playboy.
#o5. boriing
#o6. poser.[no sense of originality]
#o7. arrogant
#o8. pervert
#o9. self obssesion.
#1o. egoistic.
#11. porno.
#12. drugg-addicts[haha i forgot]


people out there must be thinking:
"wah siao ahs.so hiigh expectations.
like that shameless sarah is worthy lors."

hahaha you got to aiim hiiigh k people.
and anyway, i bet such guys r extinct already.
even i were to bump into 1.
it`l be the 1/4365851458514566174515 chance.
impossible ehs?![sarah, STOPP DAYDREAMING]

oh yar, i have talked to my mama.
i told her i wanted to marry a japanese guy.
she told me to think twice,
cos i`ll end up being their servants instead.
and we`ll be bowing to them all the time.
that`s HELL no way mans.

i want equality among humans.
so i`ve decided that i`ll marry a rich man,
who often goes to japan[for whatever reason]
and japan we`ll be our 2nd home.
how wonderful?!yayy!!!
[wake up lars hors sarah huh!]

sorry i was kind of interrupted by
a plate of spaghettie [w cheese]
yummy yummy.how can i not resist.
mans.i`m so frigging fatt lars can.
i need to grow taller and slimmer.
before my dance teacher starts complaining.
anyway so many people has realised it le.
OH NO!!![don`t say sarah is not fatt,she is!!!]
so after that plate i`ll skiip the rest.
i need to go on a diet like now.
shiit it.but sarah loves food.
*tolerates*
sarah`s new love will be exercising.

damn.i feel so stupiid now.
i forgot how to spell EXERCISING.
omg.someone kill me diig out my brains
and change a better one please.
HAHAH i`m so so so just kidding only k.


yesterday, there was star awards 2oo5.
so cool lars.seeing all the actor/actress
all dressed up so gorgeously.
reminds me of prom night.hees.[out of point]
so yea.ENVIES* now i want to be a star too.
did you watch the party.[1o on channel U]
it seems so fun lars.mingling with other ppl.
WOAH.[so shiiok hors]
and you wear all kinds of expensive jewels,
get you hair styled.wear the prettiest gown.
it seem like PRINCESS land>.
but the best thing of all you get to see BEN.
hees x) so so so so so CUTE!!!

okaye that`s for all today.
i`m going to watch myy show.
WINX clubb.please do not laugh.
i`m seriious hors.

will the violins be playing? 10:57 ;