unbelievable

YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
Don't tell me your age;
you probably would tell a falsehood anyway
--but the Hershey Man will know!

It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom
until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50
-- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday
this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! [oh YES.it is!!!]

JOKE
There was this guy who always
went out drinking with his friends.
He would always come home very late.
One night, while he was at the bar
he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.

"When I walk in the house,
before the wife can say anything,
I lay her down, take off her panties,
and give her the best oral sex she's ever had,
until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep.
Then, I wash up and go to bed.
By morning, she is so pleased,
she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea.
So he stays out late, comes home,
sneaks into the bedroom,
gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had,
and goes to wash up.
His wife walks into the bathroom,
obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was, but I came in to tell you that we've
got to sleep on the couch tonight,
`cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

its quite gross but oh well...

will the violins be playing? 18:31 ;